(To the tune of Sixteen Going on Seventeen)
I have conflicts, scheduling conflicts
They’re a pain in the ass
Tuesday’s your lesson; I have rehearsal
Later, you’ll be in class
I have conflicts, scheduling conflicts
Even on weekends too
No one wants Mondays; Fridays are crazy
What am I going to do?
Sometimes you’re shocked when I say, “No,
I can’t play on that day.”
Did you know that I have a life
I can’t play on that day.”
Did you know that I have a life
And lots of bills to pay?
I have conflicts, scheduling conflicts
They’re in my inbox now
I have conflicts, but I love music
We’ll make it work somehow
We’ll make it work somehow
Wonderful.